damn, is that a face lift?
'cause you look better famous.

snorlaxatives:

*sits down next to you and sympathetically looks into your eyes* i don’t care


averagefairy:

i temporarily fall in love with like any guy thats nice to me at all like the checkout guy at CVS told me to “stay dry” this morning bc it was raining and i thought about him for like 2 hours after that 


#stay dry ;)))))    #ah but    #same    #me    

funkies:

drake got me thinkin bout my ex and i dont even have an ex



Anonymous
do you like 5sos?

gagmeniall:

No, I wish summer lasted longer. 

#oh god    #why am ilaughing    

trillow:

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first


niall20l4:

I’ve never met Harry Styles but I trust him with my life


femalevillain:

the goal of my makeup use is absolutely not to look natural like my goal is to look otherworldly and possibly from the moon


baby: m....m...m
mom: mama? ma? mommy?
baby: m...m...
baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT

urtube:

"Learn to take a joke"

Yeah learn to make one


gymleaderkyle:

PLEASE TAG YOUR NSFW!!! seriously like put whos in it and like what porn its from and if i will be able to watch it for free