damn, is that a face lift?
'cause you look better famous.
"Do you love me enough that I may be weak with you?"

#words    
"Once a fuckboy, always a fuckboy."
Mother Teresa (via turnpike-gates)

#same    
Other members: I think it's time we called quits and go our separate ways.
Niall: hahahahahah legends ! [grabs guitar] [strums wmyb chords]

#yes    

j0ye:

j0ye:

i like having my own apartment bc it means when my family comes to visit i can just say “you’re under my roof” and they can’t protest shit

update my dad is grounded


jaclcfrost:

having a crush on someone who’s famous is so awesome because it’s like hey! no chance of rejection. ever. my existence is completely off their radar. they don’t even know i’m alive. this is great. this is a fun time. i am having so much fun


#HAHAHAHA    #:(    

panicacidide:

Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 


reallylameblog:

Don’t insult someone’s smile.what the fuck. It’s somethin that happens naturally when they’re happy just let them fuckin be why would you try to knock someone down like that


co-ver:

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house


#same    #me    

efecte:

everyone 2 years ago: nicki minaj freaks me out with her different personalities…why do you like her

now: MY ANACONDA DONT!(;


Pregnant woman: oh my god he's kicking!!
Me: *punches her in the stomach* you think it's fucking cool to hit girls you little bitch??